Just have to share this

One of my dear companions at LoM posted the following in the forum and well I reckon it is quite the rib tickler. Canubarakson is out local Music Disciple and son of Barak the Father of Darkness. He can be quite the character and is always ready to write an impromptu verse.

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Although I expect the men are going to peek too. A friend of mine sent these to me, and I must admit, I howled. Just thought I’d share (and apologize if you’ve already seen them:

NEW DRUGS

DAMNITOL Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to
8 full hours.

EMPTYNESTROGEN
Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding
you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn’t wait
till they moved out!

ST. MOMMA’S WORT
Plant extract that treats mom’s depression by rendering preschoolers
unconscious for up to two days.

PEPTOBIMBO
Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed
before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence,
and prevents conception.

DUMBEROL
When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting
in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.

FLIPITOR
Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and
the urge to flip off other drivers.

MENICILLIN
Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such
lethal lines as, ‘You make me want to be a better person.

BUYAGRA
Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency,
duration, and credit limit of spending spree.

JACKASSPIRIN
Relieves headache caused by a man who can’t remember your birthday,
anniversary, phone number, or to lift the toilet seat

ANTI-TALKSIDENT
A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager
to share their life stories with total strangers in elevators.

NAGAMENT
When administered to a boyfriend or husband, provides the same
irritation level as nagging him, without opening your mouth.

Now if you’re interested in finding out what the members are ordering for their muses, creators and characters you’re just going to have to check out the link.

However, what I’d like to see is some additions to this. Is anyone game to create another couple?

Media circus

Heath Ledger, one of Australia’s great actors has died. I am shocked, who knows the state of the young mans mind. He was only 28 years old, but the main thing was he was uncomfortable with the media relationship and now a media circus is gathering. My condolences go out to all his family.